Germans Suck

Germans suck.

Hello humans,

I signed up exclusively to post this thread and share my thoughts on this strange folk the German is. Let´s start with some lies the German tells on a daily basis and some truths:

-He is not racist: Of course Germans are racist. Do you really think that the remains of the NSDAP propaganda are easy to erase from the collective opinion? Did Germans always think they were the best, the superior ones? Or is it a consequence of the nazi regime? German superiority is a fallacy born out of the lack of respect other European nations had towards Germanic peoples (the ancestors of today´s Germans, among others). Germans are the most racist Europeans. They just don´t show it. German women will glady let a dark skinned man have sex with them, but they won´t see it as anything serious. For them, dark skinned men are simply less developed beings and tools for pleasure. The German men will gladly start relationships with Asian or Latin american women just for the kick their exotic look give, not because of true love.

-Germans aren´t cold. It´s an stereotype= It is more than a stereotype. Germans are indeed cold and "dry". They don´t show any affection to their children, which grow being constantly yelled at, punished at and not being cared for. They in turn will grow to be as bad as their parents were. Germans don´t know what love is. The society condemns showing feelings openly. No wonder 30% of the population suffers from some kind of affective disorder.

-Germans are smarter than anyone else: Germans aren´t smart, they are disciplined. A German student may sit 12 hours in a row at his desk learning for exams and get an excellent grade, but he will be as ignorant as he was before. There is a difference between being gifted and being disciplined. Germans are the latter. Most Germans don´t know shit about general history, geography and culture. They love small talk and avoid talking about politics, religion, economy, philosophy, art and other interesting topics. Most Germans read TV magazines and mediocre newspapers.

-Germans are civilized: If you believe this, then you have never been to Mallorca or any place in this world where Germans go to on vacation. They are loud, arrogant, aggressive and will complain about everything. This is by no means the worst. The worst happens when they get drunk and start defecating in public, or puking everywhere, or having sex wherever and whenever they want.

-German women are hard to get: False. If you go to any disco you´ll have no problems getting laid by a drunk German girl. If you´re black or middle eastern, you´re pretty much done. Go for it. German men have been often ranked as world´s worst lovers. Due to their smell.

-Germans appreciate order and cleanness: This is another widespread fallacy regarding Germans. The German will indeed like his workplace to be symmetrically ordered and clean, but he himself will smell like a mix of sweat and shit. Many Germans won´t wash their hands after a bowl movement. Many don´t shave their pubic zone. MAny don´t use deodorant. Many don´t take a shower daily and/or change underwear. Germans don´t brush their teeth regularly. Germans don´t use perfumes. Germans like the smell of shit. Ever searched for German porn on the internet? Have you seen how much they love feces and urin on their bodies? Germany produces the world´s most disgusting porn, only after Japan, probably.

-Germans are attractive: Germans are not attractive, not even in comparison to other Germanic peoples. Dutch people look better, Danes too. Germans have got clear eyes and light hair, and that´s about it. Their faces are often wrinkled (young people too) and disproportioned. The facial features aren´t appealing and the bodies are also irregular. German women tend to have a bad skin and manly features. German men tend to look feminine and don´t care about it.

This is it. Get angry if you want. I know you will. If you are German, you will.